My mom’s friend has a daughter the same age as me, and she’s a bitch that has had 3748653746 boyfriends, and she knows that i’ve never had one, so today her and her mother asked me: So… do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Her: I bet he’s so stupid. HA! I have one and he’s the most popular guy in school…
Me: Oh yes? Mine’s british and he’s in a boyband, he came here with his other 4 bandmates and we fell in love, oh and I’m really close friends with the other lads too.
Her: Wh-what?
Her mother: Oh God! I’m so happy for you! A british boy! That’s so cool!
My mum:
Me:
NIGGA SERIOUSLY? THIS THING KEEPS GETTING NOTES OMFG
